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The guy behind me needs to stop tapping his stupid feet.

I’d rather watch Dr. Oz instead of The View. Why is Whoopie wearing an Alice in Wonderland hat?

I hope they serve lunch because I didn’t bring one. I do have a bag of Teddy grahame though.

Seriously why did I have to pick a chair near the weirdo ansy guy?

Oh my god Ricki Gervais is on the View.

More thoughts later