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The Dream turns out to be so much more...

To put it simply, this blog is me interpreting a dream I had 4 days ago. At first it made absolutely NO sense, and after looking up a few key words, made all the sense in the world. First the dream: I was traveling up Lake Shore Drive on a bright sunny day. The beach was full of vendors and craft people for a giant beach craft fair. In the background there were a lot of planes doing tricks and...

Aug 30th

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Bones & Booth

I had a request. I had a request to write/describe the relationship between Bones & Booth on the hit forensics tv show Bones. “Of course I will write that,” I said. Because I absolutely love that show. Bones is one of those cop/forensic type shows that basically swept the primetime viewing in this last decade. It’s much like CSI (Miami, Las Vegas, New York), NCIS, Law &...

Jul 18th

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Conclusion: The Event .... cancelled.

OR - “How NBC took 22 hours of my life away.” Conclusion: So Sophia is in the Mall getting convinced by Sean that she shouldn’t kill the people of earth. The President is watching all of this happen from his super awesome tracking room. Tibet has a hole in it and electromagnetic things are happening. Old Rich White guy is dead. and Leila? Oh Leila. Stupid stupid Leila. ...

Jun 22nd

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Part 3: What is happening in "The Event"?

(Welcome to The Event…if you’re just joining us, it might be best to go back to Part 1. Or not. Really, we are all pretty much lost by this point) PLOT 3: The President is well loved. He has a wife and a son and they are throwing a party. All his pals are around him and he’s having a great time. Until someone tries to crash a plane into his fancy party. What the hell? Am I...

Jun 22nd

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Part 2: Where I try and explain "The Event"

PLOT 2 (the longer plot): Hot Blonde and her Boyfriend or - Leila and Sean - are in love. They are going to get married and Sean is all old school and even asks her dad for permission. They go on a cruise together and are doing some “island” stuff when they come across this lady who is drowning. Her boyfriend can’t save her because his arm is broken so Sean jumps in a saves her....

Jun 21st

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In which I try and explain "The Event" to you:...

OR - “Please don’t cancel a show before they can complete the 8 plots they started” OR - “Wow, it turns out I actually liked this show” Did you watch “The Event”? No? Oh good, you’ve come to the right place. I am going to describe to you the entire season (now cancelled, or is it?) of the “hit” NBC show The Event. Here it...

Jun 21st

May 28th

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The Last 10 Years

There is too much to say. I usually keep stuff down to a slim 140 characters, but today, there is too much to say. I grew up in the 90s. The 90s were amazing. I had nothing to worry about, our country was doing great and all we had to discuss were Bill Clintons adulterous ways. I voted for the first time in the 2000 election. Absentee, because I was in a small college town 3 hours away from my...

May 2nd

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Swimming

I found this in a dream journal: “Everyone was swimming in a giant pool. I was hopping in and out of the deep end and swimming under water. I was very happy. I was trying to go swimming with someone but no one would go. I found out about a boy that went swimming all the time, so much that he could breathe under water. I tried to find him but he kept running away. I still wanted to go...

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Jan 16th

I got a haircut today and now I’ve got little hairs in my mouth cause I was breathing during the haircut. How’s THAT for non-sequitur?

Jan 15th

Dream.

We’re on the moon and we have to fix some weird dome that is a bit away from our base camp. Its all in black and white because the moon is black and white. We are on the darkside of the moon because thats where the good shit is found, and so we have to have a special suit to deal with the cold. One of the astronauts has gone crazy and runs back to home base to get another suit on. A suit...

Sep 17th

hey BIKERS

I guess I understand that you don’t have to follow all the traffic laws. But don’t be an idiot and go the wrong way down a very narrow one way street with no helmet at night when its raining. Also, why don’t you just stop at a stop sign? And how about you don’t go down the wrong way on a street (this includes you skateboarders) because I don’t know to fucking look...

Sep 3rd

90 degrees

I was all happy that it was cool around Chicago last week. Then I leave to NM and come back and its hot, humid and 90 degrees. Stupid.

Sep 1st

Jury doodie thoughts

The guy behind me needs to stop tapping his stupid feet. I’d rather watch Dr. Oz instead of The View. Why is Whoopie wearing an Alice in Wonderland hat? I hope they serve lunch because I didn’t bring one. I do have a bag of Teddy grahame though. Seriously why did I have to pick a chair near the weirdo ansy guy? Oh my god Ricki Gervais is on the View. More thoughts later

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Jul 22nd

I’m freaking out about how good everyone did in Harry Potter! I mean it was just so wonderfully done! Ah I can’t wait to see it in a place where I don’t have to turn my head to see the other side of the screen… I.e. The omnimax really kinda hurts. Seriously though, my favorite part was even better than I had imagined. WOO!!! See it already so we can talk about it!!!! Yes...

Jul 15th

Jul 13th

Dream

I was going to meet my friends and ride my bike with them across the whole of Tramway in ABQ. Getting started I ran into my friend Mandy in her car. She was on the wrong side of the car (british type). We caught up, I was in the city for some reason and hadn’t gotten to call her yet. This dude comes up who is also going to ride bikes and passes by me. I know I need to get going. They told me...

Jul 11th

I still have money left over on my food stamps! Thank you food stamps. You make me happy.

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Jul 7th

Weird you guys

Im on my porch outside getting all comfy on my wicker chair, pick up my book and this is the first line I read “eldritch palmer sat waiting on an uncushioned chair on the rooftop patio…” The rest is different as it is about the attack of vampires and not just one girls day off.

Jul 6th

I made myself 2 delicious breakfast burritos today!!! Have you watched the show “spaced”? It’s so great. I recommend you check it out. That is if you like Simon Pegg. :) There is a stupid truck outside making a shit load of noise. That’s why I’m up at 9am on my day off!!! Gah!!!!

Jul 6th

Jul 5th

Since joining tumblr I have now started to purge the other “social networking” sites so that I feel less like I’m….oh I don’t know….EVERYWHERE on the internet. I tried to delete my myspace, but instead just deleted like 150 people I had no idea who they were. Cause some peeps aren’t on facebook yet…that are on myspace….and I wanna keep in...

Jul 5th